More distortion to make your point? Given enough time, amazing changes are possible. No one that I have come across believes these things happen overnight. Somewhere in the past, the oak and maple had a common ancestor that was neither oak nor maple, and these variations evolved. It didn't happen in 6,000 years. It took much, much longer. This is fun, but we're not going to change each others' minds, and I have to get back to work. Have a glorious day and be safe.
Yeah, I need to get busy, too. Have a good afternoon.