The mainstream Canadian political spectrum isn't that broad.
Here's an old joke that might illustrate things:
Liberals said vote for me - we will take care of you from Birth to Death.
Conservatives not to be outdone said - vote for us we will take care of you from the Womb to Tomb.
NDP said don't listen to them we will do better - we will take care of you from Erection to Resurrection.
(BTW -- I remembered it, but wanted to check the exact wording -- found this on "The Roadkill Diaries" blog.)
And here's the breakdown of Toronto media:
Globe readers think they run the country.
Star readers know they run the country.
Post readers actually run the country.
Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she has big knockers.