Side Dish (Ted Kennedy's Love Child Speaks Out)

New York Daily News ^ | January 24, 2006 | George Rush and Joanna Molloy

[PJ-Comix]

Ted Kennedy's alleged love child, Christopher Allen, appears to have corroborated The National Enquirer's claim that he's the son of the senator. The tab was unable to get the 21-year-old to talk last week, but he told us in an E-mail: "It is kinda shocking to finally find out who my real father is." Asked about the photo Wonkette.com posted of him, he said, "I don't remember taking a picture but then again, I have the classic Kennedy drinking problem." Sen. Kennedy's office has branded the Enquirer story "irresponsible fiction." …

[PJ-Comix]

Sen. Kennedy's office has branded the Enquirer story "irresponsible fiction." …

And yet his Love Child corroborates the story.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

As much as I want to believe this story, given the disdain we've all expressed for the Enquirer when it prints tripe like President Bush being off the wagon, I think it hypocritical to give it credence when its somebody on the other side.

[GaltMeister]

I guess it's time for Captain Oldsmobile to cry on Jessie Jackson's shoulder, like the Clenis did.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

DNA ?

[Steely Tom]

Why doesn't he haul the National Enquirer right into court and clear his good name? /sarc

(steely)

[bybybill]

I must have missed something---How does a "love child" corroborate, without medical testing, who his Daddy is?

[boomop1]

I demand an appearance on the Maury show. who's your daddy!!!!

[Bigh4u2]

And yet they were right about Rush being hooked on Oxycontin.

[goodnesswins]

Well....except we KNOW the morals of the Kennedy monster, don't we....so it would NOT surprise us for him to have a "love child" he's hidden away for years.

[TheForceOfOne]

Teddy's Love child
Never meant to be
Teddy's Love Child
Born in poverty
Teddy's Love Child
Never meant to be
Teddy's Love Child
Saying take a look at me

[PJ-Comix]

It looks like Teddy is going to have HUGE problems with his Love Child. Wonkette linked to his MySpace PAGE.

WARNING: The material there is extremely risque with foul language.

[Samurai_Jack]

Luke!!!
I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!

[DJ MacWoW]

How does a "love child" corroborate, without medical testing, who his Daddy is?

Mommy getting payments from the Swimmer would be an indication.

[edgrimly78]

Beat me to it!!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Where's the picture from wonkette.com? I couldn't find anything there.

[PJ-Comix]

After looking at the MySpace page of Teddy's Love Child, I believe there is NO WAY that kid WON'T be asking Daddy for a TON of cash.

[Dahoser]

Actually, it makes me wonder what Teddy did to get on Hellary's bad side, or maybe she's sending a warning to the Cape Cod Orca because Jean Francois is making noises about 2008.

[ErnBatavia]

The paternity is undeniable...

[PJ-Comix]

Go to the Love Child MySpace page link that I posted above. You will see plenty of pics there. Oh, and he has quite a "charming" video of a cartoon female getting raped to the tune of a song. If you are faint of heart, DON'T go to that page because there is foul language and material there.

All I can say after looking at that page is that Teddy is going to have some HUGE problems with his kid.

[#1CTYankee]

Kid must have been born through artificial insemination. I find it hard to believe Teddy's able to ah... shall we say perform? since he's drunk most of the time.