Watch it sparky, I'm one of those evil dentists, and I know where you live.
(Hey, it isn't easy being omnipotent)
Anyway, I wish someone could FINALLY explain to me why dentists would conspire to put something in the water to REDUCE the number of cavities. Shouldn't it be the other way around???
Ha! Never thought of it that way.
And the Scientologists thought that the psychologists were devious. ;)