PD. Sir. Have another beer. She's not worth it. She'd end up with your money. Go polish your boat or something. The fish are waiting. The sky is calling. (Trying hard to remember other excuses I've read in infamous PD rants...)
LOL. I'm off to tuck my kiddos, and then my hubby, in. Honestly, you don't know what you're missing. But you do have a boat. There are positives and negatives to everything.
Have a wonderful evening.