[pollyannaish]

Can't fool me. You're actually looking, but just not buying.

Good luck with the Bass fishing career. Interesting choice.

[Pukin Dog]

No, I'm not looking. Megyn was my world. The only woman without fins I could ever love. Something about her crazy eye, and the way she would smirk at you when she thought you were holding out on her.

I would have given her the moon. I might have actually loaned her money. On second thought, I guess I wouldn't, but she was the one! Now she's gone and I am nothing but a shell. A Pukin shell.

WHY, MEGYN? WHY????