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To: jennyp

Some say thunder is God's way of showing displeasure, but I think it is just satan having bowel movements. But to be sure, I have to read a 5,000 year old book on atmospheric gods. Those things have all the answers.


99 posted on 01/23/2006 6:26:59 PM PST by sagar
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To: sagar; jennyp
Some say thunder is God's way of showing displeasure, but I think it is just satan having bowel movements. But to be sure, I have to read a 5,000 year old book on atmospheric gods. Those things have all the answers.

You're both wrong. The sound of thunder is actually God bowling a strike.

292 posted on 01/23/2006 9:33:16 PM PST by Deadshot Drifter
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