[Doctor Stochastic]

"This is no time to make new enemies." - Voltaire, when asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan

"Dear me, I believe I am becoming a god. An emperor ought at least to die on his feet." Vespasian (9-79 AD), Roman emperor

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), British dramatist. As he lay dying in Paris.

General Sedgwick at the Battle of Spottiswood: 'They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...'

Socrates: “Crito, we owe a cock to Aesculapios.”

«Ne touchez pas a la verdure.» - George Sand

Others

[warpcorebreach]

PT Barnum's last words--

“How were the receipts today at Madison Square Gardens?”

(one of my faves) :)