New Al Quada tape:
"Hello, I'm Osama bin Ladin and when my cave can't get Al Jazeera I'm reading the 'New York Times'. It's encouragement in my war effort helps keep my men's moral up even when they're being seiged by the US Marines and at a cost that even they can afford while living on 50 cents a year.
So read the New York Times - I do, and keep fighting the capitalist pig.
One more thing: is Maureen Dowd doing anything this Saturday? I'd be happy to have my private jet fly her out here...."
..Please take Senate Armed Forces Committee Member Sen. Hillary Klintoon and "Star" UPI Reporter Helen Thomas, Too...Please.