[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Atheist: Prove Jesus existed


One day as your lying in your bed and dieing
the Loneliness and fear of you passing will
connect with Christ and you will call upon his name
to have mercy upon your soul.

And being the gracious God he is you will be forgiven
even unto your mortal end Because thats what he is
a forgiving God your heart will open as most atheists do
on their dieing bed
if not for the cleansing you will receive than just for the petty thought of covering
all the bases of living a sinful life .

[Cvengr]

A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time. Finally, he saw the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip. That night he broke in through a basement window and was trying to find his way in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of a very old woman saying, "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!"

Startled, the burglar snarls back, "Shut up, Grandma, or you're gonna get hurt!" He shines his flashlight all around, but no Grandma.

Again the voice, "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!" Finally, the beam of the flashlight finds a large cage and in it a pretty upset parrot. Relieved, the burglar turns back around and starts toward the stairs, only to spot an enormous slavering doberman waiting at the top.

Just then the parrot screams, "Sic 'em, Jesus!"