OMG, Ski. I have strawberry Sugar Free Jello Spew snow-blowered all over my new, white G4 screen. Ranks, homie.
And hey, both of youz, (especially Cy,) I heard a good one tonight on the informative magical talking box:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
Me likey.
LOLOLOLOL!