MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill.You know the special-effects technique that Matrix made famous, the one where time slows way down and flying objects float through the air with slow-motion stateliness and grace? That's the soft-ball pitches we're going to see "thrown" at Obama this morning.
Questions will include: "Oh Great and Wonderful Lord of the Republic who knows the evil in our hearts and the weaknesses in our souls, please explain to us how we are wrong in not understanding completely the wisdom of Her Highness the Magnificent when she addressed the oppressed masses and empathized completely with the historical roots of their oppression and then was immediately pounced on by the evil villains and dangerous demons of the ugly Facist religious right? And excuse me in advance if my question implies that I don't have the highest respect for you as one who is far more worthy of breathing oxygen than a low-life bottom-dweller like myself."
And that will be about the toughest question of the day.