[samtheman]

"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

And how do you tell a modern American leftist? It's someone who reveres Marx and Lenin without reading them.

[ovrtaxt]

And how do you tell a modern American leftist? It's someone who reveres Marx and Lenin without reading them.

Or wears a shirt like this dork: