"I do have officially issued Army dog tags listing my religion as Druid."
Ha! I'll bet there's a story behind that. I remember what I went through to get atheist on mine. The first supply sgt. said, "What's that? Some kind of protestant?" I finally got it, but it took the intervention of, of all things, the Catholic chaplain at Lackland AFB.
He was most helpful. Nice guy, too.
I just wrote "atheist" on the form and that's how mine came back.
So you are an atheist, no wonder. You and the Freemasons ought to agree on this one. Masons are universalists, the different religions are all equal.