I'll laugh at the little socialist for calling a tie-wrap
or cable-tie a zip-strip.
A zip-strip is what his sister does at his grandma's
Ti++y Bar.
Thirty years ago they used to use lacing cord to tie
cables in place.
He's a liar. He said that he didn't steal the sign because we got it back, that all we'd have to do is ask.
Now he knows he's stolen the sign, because when the police ask "Where's the sign you took down, the group answer was 'What sign?'" They continued that until the officer viewed the video and only then did they fetch the sign.
They lied to the cop which means they lie to us about having the sign and that makes Weasel's "All they had to do is ask.." remark a bold faced lie.