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To: Gone GF; trooprally; Coop; BufordP; bmwcyle; floramacdonald; GottaLuvAkitas1; 3D-JOY; bstein80; ...
Hera ya go

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

1,012 posted on 01/23/2006 8:23:50 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jail-time.)
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To: concretebob

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.


LOL BOB!

My drink only second to Vodka - I love me some Tequila.


1,017 posted on 01/23/2006 8:28:52 PM PST by GottaLuvAkitas1 (Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
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To: concretebob
inadequacy? shyness? wish you were more assertive?

YEA, RIGHT!!!

Obviously you weren't a fly on the bulkhead of our cruise last week, otherwise you would have left 'Trooprally' of your ping list.

Check back with you all in the AM.

[Mr] Trooprally

1,022 posted on 01/23/2006 8:33:29 PM PST by trooprally (Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
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To: concretebob
Ah yes, Liquid Courage.

...and you will discover many talents you never knew you had...

Like spinning like a top! Or singing like an opera star Roseanne Barr! Dancing like Fred Astaire Jerry Lewis!

1,054 posted on 01/24/2006 5:23:05 AM PST by BufordP ("I am stuck on Al Franken 'cause Al Franken's stuck on me!" -- Stupid)
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