other gems from the narcissistic one
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
George Clooney
America can't beat anyone anymore.
George Clooney
Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to put the bags over my head at night when I sleep, which I think all the kids at home should try. Kidding!!
George Clooney
I decided if I walk outside and get hit by a bus, everybody'll say, 'He crammed a load into 34 years.'
George Clooney
I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.
George Clooney
I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
George Clooney
I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
George Clooney
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney
I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.
George Clooney
I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person.
George Clooney
I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney
I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.
George Clooney
I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
George Clooney
I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.
George Clooney
I'm really white trash.
George Clooney
I'm the flavor of the month.
George Clooney
People thought I was Tom and Nicole's bodyguard. They'd come up and go, "Is it okay if I go up and ask for an autograph? It was good. I'd charge 'em three bucks a person. Yeah, you gotta make some money off of that."
George Clooney
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues.
George Clooney
The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
George Clooney
The only failure is not to try.
George Clooney
There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.
George Clooney
They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.
George Clooney
We moved away from what we were going after which was the al-Qaeda and there's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq, which we know, we spent a lot of time trying to prove it and it didn't happen. And we're going to go into a war and we're going to kill a lot of innocent people.
George Clooney
We're picking on people we can beat.
George Clooney
When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win.
George Clooney
You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now.
George Clooney
You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.
George Clooney
Well, given the quality of the quotes made by CLooney, it's obvious that he isn't a candidate for Joker.
Cat Woman? Nah.
But he'll be a hell of a Penguin.
Don't know why anybody needs a Penguin, but if the plot calls for it, CLooney is the obvious choice.