"The difference between you and I is that God gave me the good sense to be ashamed of my ancestors who fought for the confederacy. Luckily for me, I'm redeemed on my mother's side or I'd have nothing but traitorous scum on both sides."
You are right again. I think we should give your state back to Mexico. It did, after all, belong to them. I am ashamed by the fact that we took it.
Hey...that jerk doesn't represent MY state! There are fruitcakes in every state. Don't judge us by him. Please.