Posted on 01/19/2006 6:39:43 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Languages spoken: English, Tagalog, Visayan, Basic Spanish
Why is Mr. Lobotsky getting so much dental work done this year? He's never been out of the office for problems like that before?!
Didn't they make a movie about this back in '82?
"Ya know, Chuck...this doesn't sound like such a bad idea. I mean, think about it for a second..."
What kind of a dentist would put a picture like THAT up on his website? Very bizarre.
Let's hope he effectively sterilized his dental equipment. I would feel REAL uncomfortable if my kids sat in his chair.
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit!"
Fees
FEES AND PAYMENT ARRANGEMENTS:Our fees are very reasonable when compared with other dental practices in and around the downtown Chicago vicinity.
We accept cash, most major credit cards and personal checks as payment for services.
Just Rubber Dam.
Didn't read it but joining the words bizarre and dentist in the same sentence isn't exactly news.
"I think I was tucked."
"You don't know if you were tucked?"
"Sometimes I tuck, sometimes I don't!"
"Well, were you tucked or were you untucked!"
"I think I was tucked!"
Charles Durning is actually a dentist running a sex shop? Who knew?
I'm disappointed.
I was expecting to see some pimp-speak on the site!
LOL!
He got the idea from Seinfeld
Not every customer frequents both businesses, apparently.
My bet is this Gary Kimmel turd is boinking young foreign sex slaves (sex trade) prostitutes. He's tasting what he's selling. That's how he got so deep into "the life"
Yer on a roll and complete with illustrations
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