Dunno. It's too late in my life to learn Chinese, so I'll skip it. I have a few phrases in Hmong, since I have Hmong neigbors and I like to say polite things to the old grandmother who putters in her garden.
My favorite tatoos are the tramp stamps I see everywhere I go on the pretty young things. I don't care about the tatoo, but I love seeing their sacral dimples. They make me feel all nice in my britches.
HA-HA-HA. You made me laugh. You D.O.M. (dirty ol'man).
Actually, I'm thinking about taking a local Chinese class. One of my close friends is Chinese and I'd love to be able to talk--what little I could learn in my old age--with her. But I think I'll leave tattooing to others. And art I never did understand.