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Gayety at the Golden Globes
NewsMax.com ^ | 01/18/2006 | James Hirsen

Posted on 01/18/2006 10:11:22 AM PST by SirLinksalot

Gayety at the Golden Globes

James Hirsen, NewsMax.com

Wednesday, Jan. 18, 2006

In contrast with the Academy Awards, where approximately 6,000 voters pick the winners, about 80 members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association determine the outcome of the Golden Globes.

The Globes are thought to be fairly reliable predictors of the Oscars. We'll have to wait until March 5 to see if the pattern holds true.

The 63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards show proved to be a politically charged affair. The first award set the tone for the evening. It went to George Clooney for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture for his performance in "Syriana."

During his acceptance speech, Clooney said, "I thought Paul Giamatti was gonna win ... this is early. I haven't had a drink yet."

Then he added what has come to be the perfunctory political reference. Clooney said: "I want to thank Jack Abramoff ... you know, just because. First one up, get the ball rolling."

Rachel Weisz took home the Supporting Actress prize for "The Constant Gardener," a liberally distorted conspiracy thriller.

Geena Davis won Best Actress in a TV Show for the incessantly promoted Hillary conditioner, "Commander In Chief."

Davis focused on the cuddly woman-as-president theme in her carefully prepared acceptance speech. She said, "As I was coming in, I felt a tug on my skirt and it was a little girl 8 or 10 in her first party dress and she said, ‘Because of you I want to be president someday.'"

The audience responded with a collective "Awwwww" and Davis added: "Well, that didn't really happen. But it could have."

An awards show these days wouldn't be complete without a drug reference. Leave it to last year's Oscar host Chris Rock to do the dishonors.

While introducing the nominees for Best Actress in a TV Series, Rock explained that Mary-Louise Parker of "Weeds" "plays a suburban mom who deals dope." He added the commentary: "Ain't that what America's all about? Yeah."

Parker was up against four of the "Desperate Housewives" stars. Rock quipped: "You kinda feel sorry for Louise Parker. ... ‘Desperate Housewives' is one of the biggest shows on the planet and ‘Weeds' is only watched by Snoop Doggy Dogg."

Much to Rock's and everyone else's amazement, Parker beat out the four inquisitive residents of Wisteria Lane.

As expected, the most politically correct flick, "Brokeback Mountain," snagged the biggest awards. The "unconventional" cowboy film won Best Picture-Drama, Best Director for Ang Lee, Best Screenplay and Best Song. (The song was co-written by Bernie Taupin and titled "A Love That Will Never Grow Old.")

Ang Lee's win makes underdogs of George Clooney and Woody Allen for the Best Director Oscar. Adding to the gender-jumbled theme of the evening was Felicity Huffman's Best Actress in a Drama win for her role as a male who seeks to become a female in "Transamerica."

Philip Seymour Hoffman took the award for Best Actor in a Drama for "Capote."

The Globes picked the anti-American "Paradise Now," a sympathetic portrayal of suicide bombers, as the Best Foreign Language film. In an apparent aberration, "Walk the Line" was the big winner in the Motion Picture Musical or Comedy category. The Johnny Cash biopic won Best Picture, Best Actor for Joaquin Phoenix and Best Actress for Reese Witherspoon.

Watching the awards show I thought now more than ever, cinematically speaking, we're not in Kansas anymore. And likewise the Kansas farmhouse is swirling farther and farther away from Hollywood.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gay; goldenglobes; hollyweird; hollywierd; homosexualagenda; jimhirsen
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To: ThisLittleLightofMine
I loved this from their site on Heath Ledger and West Virginia:

Damn those religions and their damn...religious convictions. It's obvious they should spend less time praying and more time watching gay cowboy movies and climbing to the top of Mount Man-Butt. Thankfully Heath will show us the way. And while I'm not the American history scholar that Ledger obviously is, I'm fairly certain that West Virginia hasn't been lynching people in recent history. But hopefully he'll travel there in the near future and prove me wrong.

41 posted on 01/18/2006 5:12:44 PM PST by TightyRighty
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To: gt101austin

No hate at all- just some humor.


43 posted on 01/18/2006 6:56:21 PM PST by mafree
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To: TightyRighty

Yes that is pretty funny, that site is one of my guilty pleasures. I'm pretty certain I shouldn't be deriving pleasure from trashy pics and mean commentary but it is funny.


46 posted on 01/18/2006 7:12:18 PM PST by ThisLittleLightofMine
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To: SirLinksalot; Cuttnhorse
"but I understand it's about a couple of fairy sheep herders."

Isn't that a tad redundant?

Seriously, it's promoted as a gay 'cowboy' movie...and they're shepherds?!?!?! Haven't caught that detail before. Gawd, Hollywood today is a buncha worthless sausagechokers. They can't even get the COWBOY part right any more.

47 posted on 01/18/2006 7:44:07 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if ya don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: LibertarianInExile

The entire concept of a couple of non-Spanish speaking poofter sheepherders shows how little hollyweird knows about the west. These days just about all sheeptenders are Peruvian, Chilean, Mexican or other "temporary" Spanish speaking imports.


48 posted on 01/20/2006 11:50:20 AM PST by Cuttnhorse
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To: maggief

I couldn't believe that none of the fashionistas mentioned Barrymore's dress. At my house jaws were on the floor.


49 posted on 01/20/2006 11:54:46 AM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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