"Hire someone!
Add up what you think your time is worth...do that math!
Time wasters...all of that stuff."
Jesus used to do my yardwork. I'm 60, now, and yardwork is good for me. I don't get as much regular exercise as I used to, so stuff like lawnmowing, leaf raking, and snow removal are good for me. I can afford to hire Jesus, but I don't want to.
Jesus used to do your yardwork? Was he able to mulch your entire yard with only a handful of grass cuttings?