I have all the money I will ever need, but because my relationships last an average of a month or two before my charm is overwhelmed by my selfishness, I will certainly never have children
You have all the money you will ever need because you never had children. Childless people cannot fathom how much money children cost.
347 posted on 01/17/2006 4:40:50 PM PST by Melas
(What!? Read or learn something? Why would anyone do that, when they can just go on being stupid)