[martin gibson]

A thief breaks into a home in the dead of night. As he is burgling through a room he hears a voice behind him in the darkness say "Jesus is watching you".

The burglar turns and shines his flashlight behind him to reveal a parrot on a perch. "Jesus is watching you" the parrot repeats.

"Oh, man..." the burglar says, "here I was getting all worried and now I find it was nothing but a talking bird..."

The parrot looks down to the floor at the large rotwieller sitting at the foot of his perch and says "sic 'em, Jesus".

[txzman]

No, no - that's not the joke ending. After hearing the Parrot say "Jesus is watching you", the burglar turns around, sees its only the Parrot and says "What's your name?" The Parrot says "Moses". "Who would name his Parrot Moses" says the burglar?

"Same one that would name his doberman Jesus" says the Parot.