[b4its2late]

He writes, "Before this century is over, billions of us wil! l die, and the few breeding pairs of people that survive will be in the Arctic, where the climate remains tolerable."

If I'm one of the remaining males, I just hope that the remaining females aren't ugly.

[mvpel]

In the immortal lyrics of Jimmy Soul:

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If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

(chorus)

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

(chorus)

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
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[Enchante]

"If I'm one of the remaining males, I just hope that the remaining females aren't ugly."

Imagine that the survival of the species depended upon procreating with Janet Reno, Helen Thomas, Eleanor Clift, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer.

I'd rather kill myself right away. :^)