You say you're "BORED". Don't you have any inner resources? papers to grade? lectures to prepare? students to counsel? research to do" instead of conversing w/your supposed inferiors? Sitting around in your office is not earning your salary paid you by people who DO work.
Oh, God, yes, I have work up the wing-wong, as my mother used to say. However, I'm hungry, and when my blood sugar drops, my enthusiasm for everything goes into the dumper.
And, by the way, my salary is paid by a private foundation. As far as I can tell, no taxpayer money goes into Warchild's pocket.