ROFLMAO.......like I said, if you HAVE to tell people that, you aren't/haven't.
I think you're more than likely projecting!
Waaay behind, Mr. Pickup Truck and muscle car Howlin.
WAAAAYYYY behind...
(I used to drive a black '61 Fury III with a quad my best friend fiddled with and turned into a monster machine. We converted it to a camper, and traveled cross-country repeatedly, sleeping in the trunk, as it were. I grew up white trash. I know you.)