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Name Change Should Stop The Snickers
Chicago Sun Times ^
| 1/16/2006
| STEVE PATTERSON
Posted on 01/16/2006 10:43:51 PM PST by Dallas59
Fuk King Kwok was waiting for his driver's license to be printed when his name was called and a chuckling Illinois secretary of state employee offered some advice.
"She [said] this is a dangerous name," the Chinese immigrant recalled. "She [said] the name translated is not so good, maybe I should change [it]. The word I hear is not so good."
Not so good, indeed.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: change; fukkingkwok; name; snicker
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To: Dallas59
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:58:27 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Dallas59
Somebody get to this guy before he changes his name to Fuk King Smith.
42
posted on
01/17/2006 6:00:24 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Lorianne
43
posted on
01/17/2006 6:03:36 AM PST
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Republicam)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
I've got a menu from Fu-Kim in Richmond.
44
posted on
01/17/2006 7:25:54 AM PST
by
TwoSue
To: IYellAtMyTV
Would you like to meet his tailor?
45
posted on
01/17/2006 7:31:42 AM PST
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(My Terrible Towel is poised and ready....)
To: Fierce Allegiance
46
posted on
01/17/2006 7:36:13 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: Xenalyte; humblegunner; Bacon Man; Hap; Dashing Dasher
47
posted on
01/17/2006 7:38:21 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Wearing New Socks!)
To: agooga
So he changed his name to "Pus Infected Maggot" and now everything is hunky dory. LOL
48
posted on
01/17/2006 7:39:04 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Wearing New Socks!)
To: Larry Lucido
And his hair was perfect!
49
posted on
01/17/2006 7:40:23 AM PST
by
Unassuaged
(I have shocking data relevant to the conversation!)
To: MJY1288
50
posted on
01/17/2006 7:43:51 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
Q. What's a Wang Wei?
(I'll let you answer that). :-)
To: MJY1288
The leading gymnast on the Chinese mens team for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney was (I kid you not...) Huang Xu (wrong shoe). I was asking my kids - "Does he have any brothers named Jim or Gum?".
To: Larry Lucido
Fully Deployed?
Sorry - I was on the BRS (Ballistic Recovery System) thread.
53
posted on
01/17/2006 7:54:50 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Allegra
Sweetie,
Those socks ain't new anymore.
;-)
54
posted on
01/17/2006 7:55:42 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dallas59
Paging Heywood Jablowme.......
To: Dashing Dasher
Those socks ain't new anymore. I got two five-packs of socks and I've only had the tagline for about six days.
I've got four more left. ;-)
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posted on
01/17/2006 7:58:22 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Wearing New Socks!)
To: Dashing Dasher; Allegra
The unanswered question, Dash, is whether that's ALL she's wearing.
And I ain't asking it.
To: Larry Lucido
The unanswered question, Dash, is whether that's ALL she's wearing. You've gotta come see me to find out.
58
posted on
01/17/2006 8:11:48 AM PST
by
Allegra
(I'm Wearing New Socks!)
To: Allegra
You are living on the wild side!
59
posted on
01/17/2006 8:12:31 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Allegra
Nah, I'd get all the way there and you'd be wearing a hat, too.
(Wasn't there a song about that?)
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