Posted on 01/16/2006 7:02:01 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Bwahahaha! That was a good one, grey! If you know any more queer jokes, please don't hesitate! Lol!
Again, the absolutely without peer comedic duo, Puke and Snot:
"I think I'd make a good doormat."
"It's matador, fool!"
"Fine, fine, matador, teach me to be a bull fighter."
"Oh, very well. What is the first thing you do when you enter the arena?"
"Well, I get some change, load up on--"
"No! You acknowledge the crowd. Hear them cheering..."
"Oh, right. Then what?"
"You whip out your magaga."
"In front of all these people?!"
"Yes of course, and you throw it over your shoulder--"
"You can do that with your magaga?"
"Yes, of course I can."
"Mine doesn't go past my hip..."
"And you throw it over your shoulder and you salute the
crowd in all four directions as they cheer you--"
"Wouldn't they be laughing at me if I had my magaga out?"
"No, they'd be cheering. The magaga tells them that you are ready to face the bull."
"Ohh, I'm pretty sure they'd be laughing at me..."
"No, they cheer. And you take your magaga over to the queen--"
"Is she cheering?"
"No."
"Well, doesn't she like my magaga?"
"They're all the same to her. And you hand your magaga to the queen--"
"What? What's she do with it?"
"She ties a ceremonial ribbon around it."
"Not too tightly, I hope..."
"Tight enough that it won't slip off when you're fighting the bull with it. And you go back to the center of the arena and the bull is let in. And the bull makes a pass at you--"
"What kind of bull is this?"
"A wild one. And you make a pass at the bull--"
"I don't swing that way." (Puke smaks him)
"And the bull charges you, and you stick your magaga into the bull--"
"While he's moving?!"
"Yes, of course while he's moving, you don't expect him to stop just so you can stick your magaga in him, surely? The bull is wounded. He falls to the ground--"
"He's not the only one..."
(borrowed from here.)
Full Disclosure: I saw them at the Minnesota Rennaisance Festival over 20 years ago and have been hooked ever since. Yes, I bought 4 of their albums for Christmas. Google "Puke and Snot" for their website to buy your own :-)
Cheers!
Yippie-ki-yo-K-Y...
check out my post 22 on this thread...not a gay joke but definitely worth it...
If you want to shell out a well-spent $15 or so, order their album Puke and Snot vs. 'The Bard' in : Vowel Obstruction.
IIRC recorded live at Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
cheers!
This year’s event, sponsored by Bud Light beer
Of course...
A little head .......oops
It's a paradox that they demand the right to "privacy" in choosing what they do to each other behind closed doors. Yet why do so many of them force their "private" lifestyles upon a reluctant public through their parades, indoctrination in schools, and now even in the rodeo corral?
Anyways...since Hollywood is now in the mood to make homoerotic cowboy movies, I wouldn't be surprised if "Cumfight at the O-Gay Corral" is right around the corner...
Just think, more Ebert & Roper thumbs up; more Golden Globe Awards; more Oscars...
This reminds me of a few movie titles that I recently heard or read about elsewhere for spin-offs of the gay cowboy genre-
bun smoke
bonenanza
happy frails
high plans lisper
rawhide
the man who did liberty valance
seven grooms for seven brothers
male rider
pistols 'n' petticoats
the magnificent seven-and-a-half
two males for thisther thara
they dyed with their boots on
tom horny
Puke and Snot? I think I'll look them up! Never would have taken you for a puke and snot kinda guy! :)
"Queers on steers "
ROTFLMAO.... It's the year of the Longhorns in more ways than one. My steaks get cooked well done from now on.
Anyways...since Hollywood is now in the mood to make homoerotic cowboy movies, I wouldn't be surprised if "Cumfight at the O-Gay Corral" is right around the corner...
Just think, more Ebert & Roper thumbs up; more Golden Globe Awards; more Oscars...
Yeah, it is a paradox to an extent. As to Hollywood and all the various awards shows, I think their viewership is dropping like a meteor plummeting towards earth. I think in many ways the barrier of sensibility has been reached by mainstream America.
A certain amount of sex and immorality can be can be pushed within the realm of normalcy, but current generations of Americans seem to be pretty fed up with having the homosexual agenda pushed down their throats. What worries me is that the younger generations may perceive homosexuality to be normal.
Of course proponents will tell you that it is "natural" and normal and good. But think about it, if the entire world were homosexual, then the human race would be extinct within 100-years easily. That is of course unless they began to engage in heterosexual behavior in order to continue to propogate people. But if the results were homosexuals, then the whole thing becomes one big enigma.
Is there anything keeping homosexuals out of the RCA circuit? I don't think so, unless they lack the skill (and the gonads--they ride bulls, not steers) to compete.
In the Clint Eastwood genre:
Pole Rider
Dirty Harry
Sudden Impact
Two Balls for Brother Billy
The Sphincter Sanction
Every Which Way But Loose
For a Few Dollars More...
A Fistful of Fist
Escape to Alcatraz
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