[pollyannaish]

What the heck kind of article is this? My word, it sounds like something from another dimension.

First of all, President Bush doesn't just throw in the towel. Second of all....

It's just too screwed up to analyze. I call bull on this one.

[PJ-Comix]

First of all, President Bush doesn't just throw in the towel. Second of all....

.....Bush is NOT running in 2008.

[Uncle Vlad]

I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't a Scrappleface by-line.