ROFL
You do that a little too well... :-)
The "alphabet soup" of this story makes my head hurt. I had to draw a diagram just to picture it all.
You can't surf the remote without hitting at least a dozen shows that attempt to portray the turd burglars as the most caring human beings who ever lived, so picking up a few throw-away lines is pretty darned easy.
Of course, there is an upside to it: as soon as I one of the guy characters lisps or swishes, I know that this show is not for me and the channel-surfing can continue forthwith!
the whole story is "F'd"