I would but lost my posting priveledges over there long ago.
Got ya beat. I registered there, made one post, and was immediately banned. :) :) Proud to say........
Oh wow........even archived a thread from about 5 years ago (when this occurred) where we discuss it. Just ran across it......and if I may say so, it's funny as hell!!!
Go here, read the posted piece, then start with reply #30 (from yours truly) for a truly hysterical thread. :)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/570340/posts