Be on the look out for the following:
Osama Gonzalez.
Ayman Rodriguez.
Abu Musab Lopez.
Call Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Chucky (the Jerk) Schumer, Howard (the Fruitcake) Dean, Teddy (the Swimmer) Kennedy, Joe (Diarrhea Mouth) and the rest of their wacko cohorts. They'll be "shocked" to hear that there are actually terrorists in this world and that they're attempting to cross into the United States. Get the Prozac ready, they'll be in complete denial and shock!