Posted on 01/16/2006 5:56:42 AM PST by goldstategop
Baywatch" ditz Pamela Anderson is on the attack. . . . against Col. Harlan Sanders and the State of Kentucky.
The silicone-valleyed star of FOX's dud sit-com "Stacked" is raving mad at Kentucky for featuring a statue of Sanders, the founder of KFC (formerly, Kentucky Fried Chicken). "The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol," Anderson said in a statement issued by PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans).
We're so glad she's found such an important battle to fight.
But, unlike the peroxide airhead, the late Col. Sanders was everything that is great about America. He much deserves his statue in Kentucky's Capitol. Sanders was an entrepreneur, an employer of many (and the restaurant he founded, today, employs hundreds of thousands), gave a lot of money to charity, and was a man of deep faith.
Pam Anderson vs. Col. Sanders: A Ditz Attacks a Great American
Sanders founded Kentucky Fried Chicken when he was 66 and, at age 68, was still living off social security checks as his only income. He did not make it big until his early 80s, when his restaurants flourished. He achieved this through hard work, not plastic surgery and hair bleach. "I believe a feller rusts when he quits workin," he told Stars & Stripes at age 87. "So ya have to keep workin' to keep the rust off."
Then, there is trashy Canadian export Anderson and her contributions to America: Made peroxide, breast implants, and sex tapes popular. Comparing Ms. Pornified to Col. Sanders is a joke. She isn't good enough to lick his boots.
Consider Pammy's own hypocrisy on animal rights. Take her several-years-long, on-again, off-again relationship with "Kid Rock" a/k/a Bob Ritchie, Jr. The self-styled, former drug-dealing, pimpish White rapper wears fur coats galore. And they are real, not faux, fur. Not to mention the leather pants, vests, and jackets adorning him. Yet, we never heard of her kicking him out of bed over it. Apparently, glorifying the pimp/drug culture trumps the founding of one of America's great successful businesses, providing jobs, and giving charity . . . in the World According to Pam Anderson.
Then, there is Pam's PUTA. The group gave money to two domestic terrorist groups responsible for arson, explosions, etc.: ELF (Environmental Liberation Front) and ALF (Animal Liberation Front). But we have yet to see the peroxide prophet disavow the group. Nope. She's more allied with PUTA than ever.
Instead of calling for Kentucky to remove Col. Sanders' statue, all Americans should be calling for FOX to pull Anderson's show, "Stacked." After all, no American broadcast network should feature a show starring a woman who won't denounce domestic terrorists--and constantly sends out joint statements with the terrorists' funders.
(For all our kosher readers, you have a stake in this, too, because this bozo-ette's attack on Col. Sanders is also an attack on the KFC in Israel, which is reportedly kosher.)
Thanks for the link.
PETA-Proud: Penguins Get Cataract Operations
By Debbie Schlussel
PUTA (our name for PETA; People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) must be proud. Here's the latest in the continuing crisis of animal rights absurdity:
So PUTA is just Schlussel's satirical name for PETA, not a real organization with a questionable name.
Silicon-valleyed???? I had thought she was famous for being, ummmm, silicon-mountained. Maybe she is looking for a date or, ummmm, something with Kentucky airhead George Clooney????
Oh, my!!!!
Shut up and bounce?
The photos remind me I'm a breast man amongst other parts. But if the choice is plastic or steroids, I'll pass.
...his daddy (ran for Congress) was told to "pound sand and don't come back", 14 months ago.
He wasn't a real Colonel.
Click the Pic J
Have you had KFC lately? It stinks. It used to be my favorite "take out" but it has gone down hill for some reason.
I prefer my women with natural curves and without the makeup/plastic surgery.
I'm well aware of that...it also happens to fit Anderson perfectly as a Spanish obscenity. I'm sure Schlussel knew that when she wrote the piece.
Kentucky Ping
Sad very sad. lol
Understandable, she has a fear of fried breasts.
"How about just shut up!"
No, she should at least jiggle a little.
I know she's trashy, worn-out, and disease-ridden, but she was hot in her day in a trashy, soon-to-be-worn-out, and diease-rideen sort of way.
Exactly the kind of girl you'd never marry.
as in puta your hands up
I'm NOT supporting P.E.T.A., That said.
Try Lee's Famous or Church's..Better Taste/Plumper Chickens
JMHO, It seems KFC, changed the Ingredients, very soon after the Col. Sanders' death in 1980.
...its' all greasy/tiny/inferior chicken pieces...supplier problems?
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