To: Snardius
***I've found the scent which best attracts women is the odor of the "One Karat Diamond..."***
Too many Playboy cartoons jump into my mind!
A beautiful girl wears a big diamond and says to her friend
"This is the famous HOPE diamond!:" then pointing to an ugly short man, "And this is the curse that goes with it!"
Or
A short bald fat man sets at a bar talking to a sweet young thing He says, " I'm not really this tall. I'm setting on my wallet!"
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
A short bald fat man sets at a bar... Hey, why does it always have to he a short, fat, BALD man?
22 posted on
01/15/2006 5:09:27 PM PST by
Snardius
(Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
no deordorant? yep,that would repel me
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
From "Diamonds are Forever";
PO- "I'm Plenty."
Bond- "But of course you are"
PO- "Plenty O' Toole"
Bond- "Named after your father perhaps"
30 posted on
01/15/2006 5:13:23 PM PST by
headstamp
(Nothing lasts forever, Unless it does.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Some comic said that the new DeBeer's slogan is, "Diamonds-Render her speechless".
He added, "Why don't they just come on out and say it? "Diamonds- That'll shut her up."
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar; Snardius
"A beautiful girl wears a big diamond and says to her friend "This is the famous HOPE diamond!:" then pointing to an ugly short man, "And this is the curse that goes with it!" --- Or ---A short bald fat man sets at a bar talking to a sweet young thing He says, " I'm not really this tall. I'm setting on my wallet!"
88 posted on
01/15/2006 8:01:47 PM PST by
Matchett-PI
( "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." -- Dwight Eisenhower)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
A few few years ago, a speaker who was bald remarked that he wasn't wasting his testosterone growing hair. I replied, "Some of us have plenty to spare."
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