There ARE great women in America. Just look at FR!
If I could have the PERFECT woman, she'd be:
-a curvy brunette, 5'0 to 5'4, not fat, not skinny
-total 80s metalhead
-South Park Republican
-Can go camping tonight and to a formal party tomorrow
-sense of humor that's a little dry, a little goofy, a little raunchy
-can shoot a gun
Since I'm fantasizing...might as well go all-out!! Really I'm not THAT picky, I just don't have that good of luck meeting good women...
You just described me! However, I think I am a little too old for you. Don't worry and don't settle. You will meet your dream girl eventually.
Yeah, I'll be fine. Just venting a bit since I got dumped on Dec. 23.
BTW aren't you married anyway? Or am I in error about that?