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To: Neville72

Perfect wife: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to set your drink on.

You forgot 'Big Ears'!

223 posted on 01/15/2006 11:03:52 AM PST by wolfcreek

To: wolfcreek

'Big Ears'

That's a given for the cigarette butts.

229 posted on 01/15/2006 11:30:19 AM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)

To: wolfcreek

Make that: pistol-grip ears!

253 posted on 01/15/2006 1:24:34 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("Sharpei diem - Seize the wrinkled dog.")

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