Posted on 01/15/2006 4:55:00 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Yeah.....of a hamster.
This story would fascinate me
That's being cynical, LOL. I would like to think that it could be possible. Some truly blessed couples are happy in love for a live time, but I know that they work on it constantly.
Ew, that's harsh.
Wow...where can I find one of those hampers?
You said that really well. ;)
Harsh...but true. And it doesn't imply that it's a bad thing either.....
This thread is making me feel MUCH better about the fact that I am 28, unmarried, and can't even find a woman I want to marry, while all my friends ARE married. I can't say whether or not their wives are like this or not though, they don't seem to be, but they've all been married less than 4 years except one.
Where do I get a copy of that book? LMAO!!!
But are you the type that tries to dominate, but in that sick, odd way women work WANTS him to dominate your dominance?
(hope I didn't sound offensive, I didn't intend that-just got out of a relationship, and I am honestly trying to learn things)
There ARE great women in America. Just look at FR!
If I could have the PERFECT woman, she'd be:
-a curvy brunette, 5'0 to 5'4, not fat, not skinny
-total 80s metalhead
-South Park Republican
-Can go camping tonight and to a formal party tomorrow
-sense of humor that's a little dry, a little goofy, a little raunchy
-can shoot a gun
Since I'm fantasizing...might as well go all-out!! Really I'm not THAT picky, I just don't have that good of luck meeting good women...
OK, remember, you asked for it, LOL.
This was in the early '80s and disco wasn't yet dead. On one of our first dates we went to a disco to do a little imbibing and dancing.
I was a young, hotheaded, and a little rowdy sailor.
We got to the disco and had a few beers, danced a little, and were, in general, having a good time.
We spotted one of her girlfriends sitting in a booth and went over to talk to her.
While we were talking her girlfriend said something that just set me off. I don't even remember what she said (I was a little tipsy and hotheaded) and I upended my bottle of beer all over her head.
The next thing I know my legs are flying up above my head and said head is hitting the floor.
I look up and my date, my wife to be, is looking down at me. With a perfectly straight face she says, "You shouldn't have done that"
She had dropped, spun, leg swept me down, and was standing over me before I knew what was happening.
I didn't know at that time that she had studied Tae Kwon Do for several years.
Well, to make a long story short, I apologized to her girlfriend, paid for a hairdresser appointment for her girlfriend, and paid for a new outfit for her girlfriend.
I only know of one other time my wife used that line and thankfully it wasn't on me!
It takes two. Sometimes, regardless of what YOU do, your spouse is incorrigible. Are you saying someone should stay miserable?
What about short (5'7) American guys? Tall chicks don't like short guys.
Should I just go for the shorter American girls?
;-)
Here's the secret gals...ready????? MARRY AN OLDER MAN! They appreciate you more. My husband is 20 years older than me. He loves that I'm younger and I love that he's older...works every time!
I don't hate women at all! However, I haven't met a good one yet it seems. I know there are plenty here on FR!
No, but there oughta be.
So as a man of 28...I should hang out single for about 12 more years?
I held out until I was 35. Funny thing is, I met her just when I decided that I'll be single for my whole life. What I liked is that I knew her for 3 years before going out with her, so we were able to dispense with most of the dating BS.
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