[Lijahsbubbe]

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard
it is to get this junk off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket,
take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"


THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now
turn it off and go to sleep!"


And then these two, who really did have Jewish mothers:

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something
about your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the last
forty years."

[OldFriend]

LOL........just emailed this to my kids.....they'll love it!

[wideminded]

Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. You go on and have a good time. I'll just sit here in the dark.

[Alexander Rubin]

ROFLMAO.