Dashing through the sand in their camouflage Humvees
It's the 1st Brigade...the 4th Infantry
They felt it was big...something's in the air
They're steadfast and they're loyal...guess who they found hiding there
Oh, jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
They had focused well...job's nearly complete
In their language there is no word called "defeat"
They bagged the Ace of Spades...that's in the deck of cards
A message to you, Saddam, babe -- George Bush sends his regards
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Special Ops pitched in...with Task Force 121
When the war began...Saddam's on the run
The 4th pulled it off...they're a mighty force
Saddam learned one more word in English --- that is Ironhorse
Oh, jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
They are far away...Christmas in Iraq
Keep them in your prayers...until they all come back
It's time to send our thoughts...a message loud and clear
A grateful nation sends to them a hearty Christmas cheer
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
It is no surprise...some are saying cut and run
We'll be finishing...that which was begun
Bush will stay the course...evil's gonna lose
Fifth columnists, the time is now to prove which side you choose
Oh, jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control
Jingle bells, Saddam smells, in his spider hole
It got worse, his Depends burst...he had no bladder control