"But when the children of Fresno cried unto the OWNER, the OWNER raised them up a deliverer, Admin the son of Mod, a Robinsonite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Fresno sent a present unto Gobadan the king of Moron.
"But Admin made him a plunger, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.
"And he brought the present unto Gobadan king of Moron: and Gobadan was a very fat man.
"And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.
"But he himself turned again from the servers that were by Cisco, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.
"And Admin came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Admin said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.
"And Admin put forth his left hand, and took the plunger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:
"And the cup also went in after the shaft; and the fat closed upon the shaft, so that he could not draw the plunger out of his belly; and the dirt was sealed in.
"Then Admin went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them."
"When he was gone out, Gobadan's servants came, and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour were locked, they said, Surely he covereth his feet in his summer chamber."
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