My date when I went
to The Empire Strikes Back was
a young girl named "Bark."
Holy cow, her parents must have been out there, no? Oh, well, takes all kinds, I guess. Look at MoonUnit and Dweezil (sp?) Zappa! I read that Dweezil is named after his Mother's somewhat deformed toe.
"Going to Montana, gonna become a dental floss tycoon!"