Her favorite toys are knives, outlets, and second story windows. She thinks gravity is a myth and poison is delicious.
Any efforts to prevent her from harming herself are taken as grievous affronts to her personal freedom.
You can't even stop monitoring her behavior when she's asleep.
My brothers and I all had a few near misses. I'm amazed we all still here.
Prays for this family.
Ah, she's a Libertarian.
It's a joke people!