[dead]

My soon-to-be-two-year-old daughter thinks of 900 new ways to potentially injure herself everyday.

Her favorite toys are knives, outlets, and second story windows. She thinks gravity is a myth and poison is delicious.

Any efforts to prevent her from harming herself are taken as grievous affronts to her personal freedom.

You can't even stop monitoring her behavior when she's asleep.

[mlc9852]

Sounds like you've got a wild one - lol. She'll probably grow up to be very creative. Best of luck with her. It isn't easy.

[lizma]

My nephew went for seven stories as his dad was telling him to move away from the window. Luckily the apartment complex had just mulched that morning. Broken collar bone and punctured lung, that's all.

My brothers and I all had a few near misses. I'm amazed we all still here.

Prays for this family.

[whd23]

Any efforts to prevent her from harming herself are taken as grievous affronts to her personal freedom.

Ah, she's a Libertarian.

It's a joke people!