How about a "Survivor Wacko Edition" with Mo Strong and Al Gore on an island. (I know, most of this show's contestants seem wacko, but humor me a moment.)
No food. One has to kill and eat the other to survive. Al's younger. But as he's smarter and more cunning, I'm betting on Maurice. ;)
"Survivor Whacko Edition" with all socialist and communist teams.
They would devour each other.
Talk about entertaining.