[hinckley buzzard]

Why I'm skipping the Oscars this year

Skipping the wha..? Last time I watched the Oscars was when they stiffed "Apollo 13" because it was a true story about crew-cut white guys who smoked and were real heroes, as opposed to whores, scoundrels and comic book goofballs.

[Borges]

Last time I watched the Oscars was when they stiffed "Apollo 13" because it was a true story about crew-cut white guys who smoked and were real heroes, as opposed to whores, scoundrels and comic book goofballs.

That was the year Braveheart won.