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Here are all of the Best Picture winners from the past 15 years, and by gosh you're right. Every single one of them is gay, gay, gay.

Million Dollar Baby--About a woman boxer, and its star won an earlier Oscar for getting killed by hicks because she was a he (or was he a she?).

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King--A love story about Frodo the Hobbit and his faithful gardener, Sam.

Chicago--A musical. Gay.

A Beautiful Mind--About a man, but has the word "beautiful" in it.

Gladiator--"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

American Beauty--There's that word "beauty" again.

Shakespeare in Love--Has a woman disguising herself as a man for a part in a play. And I don't care if only men could be in plays in Shakespeare's time. That's just not right!

Titanic--Every woman loves this movie. Very gay.

The English Patient--Stars Ralph Fiennes, who has three strikes against him: He played a character named The Tooth Fairy in "Red Dragon," he's British, and the name is supposed to be Ralph, like Ralph Kramden, dammit, not Rafe. What a fag!

Braveheart--Stars Mel Gibson, who was in all those "Lethal Weapon " "buddy" films (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). And do I even have to mention the homoerotocism of "The Passon of the Christ"?

Forrest Gump--Could there be a faggier name for a movie? And, of course, star Tom Hanks won an Oscar the year before for playing a "Gay who gets AIDS."

Schindler's List--Stars Rafe Fiennes (see above), and that Commie Steven Spielberg directed it, so that's just about the same as being gay.

Unforgiven--Pretty much the prequel to "Brokeback Mountain."

Silence of the Lambs--The hero of this movie is a gay serial killer who makes women's skin into clothes. He's the villain? Never mind.

Dances with Wolves--Dances...with...wolves. 'Nuff said.

"Unforgiven"--pretty much the prequel to "Brokeback Mountain".

Are you pulling my . . leg? Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman were queer for each other?
Now I know how my mother felt when I broke the news to her in the late `80s that Rock Hudson was a 'back-door Romeo': she was ready to fight.
I remember a story of John Wayne riding Kirk Douglas for playing that "sissy, Van Gough", after `War Wagon'. But I doubt the Duke was actually riding `Spartacus'.
I'll do my usual routine the night the `Mutual Admiration League' (Legends In Their Own Minds) meets: while my blonde better-half watches goggle-eyed, I'll cut an apple in half & watch it turn brown.
Compared to the Oscars, that drivel on the boob-tube--now that's entertainment!