Considering he has no hands, probably was caught twice shoplifting at the mall in Riyadh, he has hooks. That's gotta hurt.
I'm sure he uses the "no hands" approach to cleanliness then.
Hey, maybe I'll make a fortune selling prostetic buttwiping hands to all the one handed thieves and wankers after the Caliphate takes over.
Abu Hamza (Captain Hook) covered in scabs
A prison insider said today: “Hamza has been skipping showers, probably because of his disability. He stinks, so other prisoners have been complaining about him for a long time.”