Wife: "Honey, I would like to have a hymenoplasty so I can be a virgin again."
Husband: "Let me get that tarp off the motor home in case they need extra some extral material."
204 posted on 01/11/2006 4:50:08 PM PST by IamConservative
(Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times will pick himself up and carry on.)