Or she could have practiced abstinence in the first place.
Catholic Ping - Please freepmail me if you want on/off this list
Or she could have practiced abstinence in the first place.
Catholic Ping - Please freepmail me if you want on/off this list
More stupid than plastic boobs.
This is just bizarre. These people must have some serious issues.
susie
Revirgination? BWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA........!!!
What the ???!! Guys ENJOY having their partner bleed and be in pain during sex? And the women go through surgery to achieve this? Why don't they just buy some razor-coated condoms? Then it can feel like the first time every time. Wait for female circumcision to come into vogue. That's real sexy.
In other news, I would like to announce my new business venture, Pinata Restoration Specialists, Inc.
For a small fee, I will take broken pinatas from children's parties, and restore them to their former glory using super secret duct tape technology. Replacement candy not included.
"Can you throw in a front-end alignment with that?"
Oh brother. I'm sure there will be an anal version of the surgery for San Fran "couples" coming soon.
If my husband isn't happy with a 40-year-old body that's been through 10 pregnancies (with his participation :-), he can hit the road, and my attorney will be in touch.
I'm happy to go to Weight Watchers, but this stuff is sick.
Dear, I'd really rather have the home theatre system, but thanks for the thought...
What did the husband who had to go a few weeks without any while the stitches were healing have to say?
I'm sure you would have made it here pretty soon anyway, but it seemed an adequate excuse for a good morning ping to you.
Brings to mind a quote by some Hollywood producer who said that he knew Doris Day before she became a virgin.
Revirgination has only one purpose__to fool the new husband into thinking he is the first.
Give Paris Hilton a new Hymen and she is still a rich whore.
I thought you had to go to the Virgin Islands to get recycled?
Hmmpf. Reminds me of the guy I knew a few years ago, who's name, and I'm not kidding here - was "Hymen Tanner".
Ahh, it looks there's another surgery that'll solve everything. Granted that women that have had vaginal birth (or just plain big vaginas) could use a little tightening (especially since men are getting smaller), but there are other ways besides surgery. Re-attaching the hymen is just dumb. I can't figure that out at all. "Hey honey I've spent thousands to make our wedding night a bloody mess. Isn't that great?"
Fake virtue- great. It's a shame that in our culture, being chaste until one's wedding night is no longer as important as it it is "less enlightened" countries.
