Throw an onion on to boil a few minutes before he gets home. The smell will make him think you have been slicing and dicing all day while you open some cans on the sly.
2,285 posted on 01/11/2006 12:40:00 PM PST by daybreakcoming
(May God bless those who enter the valley of the shadow of death so that we may see the light of day.)